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Interviewee: Anonymous
Date: 2014-11-15
Originating board: [r9k]

How old are you?

19 as of a few months ago

Why do you visit 4chan and specifically [r9k]?

Because it's a lot of bitter, lonely losers and it's easy to relate I think.

How do you relate to them?

I'm a bitter lonely loser. Not in the same ways a majority of the board might be. It's mostly a lot of people venting their frustrations in memes and shitposting.

Who do you relate to the most, Wojak or Pepe?

Ah, thats hard. Probably Wojak. Pepe's meme has actually been through heavy stuff according to the stories on 4chan and Wojak just sort of feels bad about his situations. He's more passive I think?

Are you quite passive in real life?

Very. I know I say I'm bitter and lonely, but it really only ever shows on the internet. It's anonymous so it's easy to vent there. It's why the boards such a shithole

What is a normie?

Eh, well most of the board agrees that it's pretty much anyone who isn't a kissless virgin. I don't really have my own definition of it though. I guess I kind of agree with the rest of the board

What is a robot?
Anyone who is a kissless virgin?

A kissless virgin. The boards culture changed a bit though, so that's not what it always was. A robot used to mean someone who was so low that they were detatched from their emotions and didn't have much of a social life, but now the titles reserved for the sensitive, bitter and lonely ones

Are you a robot?

I think so, but as a mix of the old and new I think

Do you want to be a normie?

I'm not sure anymore. It's hard to see the appeal of it now, but it would be nice to have a relationship of some sort, but after not having one for so long, the idea of never getting one doesn't seem so scary anymore.

What do you think about celebrities (real and internet ones) appropriating 4chan culture and sharing it with everyone else?

I don't see it as a very big deal because I don't have a strong attatchment despite being on 4chan for so long. The websites been up for years so getting a bit of popularity is sort of inevitable

Do you have anything else that you would like to say?

Well about the board in general, it's kind of toxic but I see why most of us need it. A lot of us on here are really fucking lonely, but a lot of robots don't realize it's our own fault. I've seen the facial aesthetics threads and they're all relatively attractive and if we just stopped blaming everyone else on our problems, we'd be in a better spot right now. We wouldn't be edgy NEETS crying over a mongolian cooking board if we'd own up to the fact that it's all our faults
but it's easier to complain

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